I combed out my curls until age 13 when I had some miraculous moment of self-discovery. Ever since, I’ve neglected my 3b curls by using evil products, washing every single damn day, and putting my trust in monster hairdressers. So join me on this long-ass journey of curl discovery, when I learn exactly what on earth the Curly Girl method is, how to find the perfect product in a sea of sulphates and silicones, and how to care for your curls like a newborn child.